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merissia 

A Girl who is not the best at everything but is loving to this earth and will always have her bf or GF back and or best friends and they are someone who is sometimes not in the best mood but they will stick with you when times are rough no matter what the cost is even if it mean killing her self
“Is that Merissia”
“Yea she is so kind friends she is rlly awesome too”

“Do you rlly think so?”
“Yea go talk to her”

“Ok!”
merissia by Bebedepe... April 29, 2019
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Merissuality 

Merissuality is a natural variant of animal behavior that involves emotional, romantic, and / or sexual attraction to individuals of no fucking kind. In the definition of sexual orientation, merissuality is placed in the hetero-merissual continuum of human sexuality, and refers to the identity of an individual based on these attractions and belonging to a community of other individuals who share the same.

Since the mid-20th century, merissuality has gradually been disregarded as a crime and decriminalized in nearly all developed nations. In the 21st century, however, as it became part of the LGBTQ community, it began to be persecuted. Following further study and research, it appears in the list by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases, Injuries and Causes of Death (ICD). Apparently, it is part of the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. The legal status of merissual relationships varies enormously from one state to another and still remain jurisdictions where certain merissual behaviors are considered crimes and are punished with severe penalties, including the death penalty (fully agree).
I don't fucking know how to describe this shit. (Merissuality)
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A very pretty, beautiful woman who is usually a Spanish or a tan skinned person. Very out going but can be shy at times. Loves to party and meet new people/ hangout with her friends.
"Dude, I meet this girl the other day, she was beautiful"
"Sounds like you found a Merissa"
Merissa by xox_k February 13, 2015
Beautiful, perfect smile, sexy, great kisser, knows how to have fun and joke around, pretty eyes, Can make you smile without even trying. When she gets upset your get upset. When she is happy you become happy.

I love you baby
When Merissa walked by every guy in the room couldn't help but stare.
Merissa by SuperbadFakeID15 April 3, 2010
A merissa is a great friend. She always knows what to do to make you laugh. Not interested in guys she likes to date teddy bears.
WHo dat?
That's merissa
Merissa by SASASAlsa May 26, 2018
Big Booty and trust i aint lyin
Deeayymm that one Merissa from the 707 got boootey
Merissa by JuElz November 10, 2003
Merissa is an extremely cute and a nerdy girl. She likes to read a lot of books. She is so beautiful and every guy falls for her. She isn’t aware of her beauty which makes her even cuter. She’s funny and has the most adorable smile and laugh. She is also very sarcastic at times. She is amazing .she is very smart and hard-working which is really attractive
Merissa is just soo idk what to say
Merissa by smartbrainiac23 March 18, 2021
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