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Mentor of Merrymaking 

(Noun) An educator of gifted individuals that specializes in teaching the fine art of merriment, drinking and all things jolly.
Jacqueline is the first “mentor of merrymaking” to participate in the 40 year old gifted parents spring winery tour and deck party.
Mentor of Merrymaking by kerb-stirer September 20, 2014
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mentorphobia 

An individual who fears/is scared of mentors (also called "Burger King" in some parts of the community) inside the game Final Fantasy 14 due to them being mostly unreliable and or little snowflakes and is scared of hurting their tiny little feelings.

This is targeted at mentors who do mentoring not for the sake of mentoring, but for the sake of having a crown next to their name.
Common phrases used by mentors(can vary!):
"You don't pay my sub!"
"I know what I am doing, I am a mentor!"
"Don't tell me how to play my job!!!!"
"Toxic elitist, go back to WoW!"
"Sorry, I have mentorphobia, I don't want to listen to your BS."
"My doctor said I shouldn't be talking to shitters."
mentorphobia by Mikhael'li Xiazuh December 9, 2020

mentholly disabled 

i'm mentholly disabled. i've run out of menthol ciggies.

Mentor College 

The school that will most likely just have this definition removed. At this school we must pay to dress down, write 16 exams a year and get a detention for almost everything we do, we love our school!!!! Best school out there by far!!
Mentor College never gets snow days.
Mentor College by egelloc rotnem February 2, 2013

Methorade 

The combination of any type of amphetamine, especially Methamphetamine, and a choice of gatorade or powerade. It tastes so bad, but feels so good.
Bro at that YG campout I totally chugged a bottle of methorade.

Yo why did you throw that bottle of methorade in the fire? That shit was bomb.
Methorade by YGproductions May 13, 2016

Menthol cigarettes 

According to Dave Chappelle, the preferred type of cigarette for black people, but nobody seems to know the reason for this. According to the wikipedia article, a study in 1995 shows that 79% of black smokers prefer menthol cigarettes compared to 13% of white men or 20% of white women.
Grab me a pack of menthol cigarettes, a 40 of St. Ides, and a bucket of KFC and we'll have a good time.