Meluco
This is a type of a spanish man that tends to cook quite well. He will pose as a friend in order to conquer you. Beware as his ultimate goal is to bag you- he will not be satisfy by just bagging you once and instead he will threaten to bag you thrice. A Meluco tends to be well trained and useful around the house. If you have a Meluco in the house you will probably find tortillas on every counter. Tends to be kind and athletic.
“This Meluco is so well-behaved”
“I came across my first Meluco last year. He enchanted me by ising its cooking abilities to make multiple Tortillas”
“I came across my first Meluco last year. He enchanted me by ising its cooking abilities to make multiple Tortillas”
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