Melcolm

The best type of man in the world

Im so lucky to meet a melcolm

by 17aj May 13, 2021

MELCOLM

An ugly fat gay piece of mix-ed trash with a green thing on his eye. A person so fat even sumo wrestlers rejected him.

Hey there was an earthquake in California because Melcolm fell off his bed.

by SOUTHSIDER June 30, 2004

Malcolm’s Law

Very similar to Murphy’s Law or Sod’s Law, but with one important difference. Instead of “if something can go wrong it will do”, it now becomes ”with a Malcolm on the project it won’t just go wrong, but it will go wrong in the worst possible way.” See also Finagle’s Law.

“It’s a total disaster; there is no way that it could possibly have happened!”
“With that Heale Malcolm involved what did you expect? It’s Malcolm’s Law, mate.”

by AKACroatalin August 17, 2016

Malcolm Turnbull

Refers to a man who is inflicted with a small penis. Often these types are products of Grammer Schools.

Did you see the guy in the showe. What a Malcolm Turnbull.

by masterboom November 17, 2016

Malcolm Young

Malcolm Young is one of the greatist guitarists in the world...but sadly very underated and almost unknown. Malcolm Young was born in 1953...yes a long time ago, and is Angus Youngs older brother by 2 years. Malcolm created the legendary rock band AC/DC and plays rhythm guitar along side his younger brother Angus who plays the lead guitar. Angus has even stated that Malcolm is a better guitarist than him.

bloke 1: 50c is fully sick bro
bloke 2: Ney AC/DC is way better that that crap, listen to Malcolm Young bash that guitar!
Hes truly Great

by Holly - AC/DC freak July 22, 2006

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

Captain of the Firefly Class Transport ship "Serenity" in the show "Firefly", that was cancelled after one season, mainly because the people at Fox don't recognise Joss Whedon's Genius.

Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.
Played by actor Nathan Fillion, who is also totally boss.

Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network within the show.

Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.

Mal: Kaylee! What happened to the Engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrible space monkeys maybe got loose?

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Mal: You want to stab me in the back? Next time do it to my face.

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

by Everything's Shiny Captain April 21, 2009

Melcome

able to date 5 girls during the same time

Person 1: poor me... I can't get a girlfriend.
Person 2: you should learn from Melcome then.

by ccthz January 26, 2021