Meluco

This is a type of a spanish man that tends to cook quite well. He will pose as a friend in order to conquer you. Beware as his ultimate goal is to bag you- he will not be satisfy by just bagging you once and instead he will threaten to bag you thrice. A Meluco tends to be well trained and useful around the house. If you have a Meluco in the house you will probably find tortillas on every counter. Tends to be kind and athletic.
“This Meluco is so well-behaved”
“I came across my first Meluco last year. He enchanted me by ising its cooking abilities to make multiple Tortillas
by Lewky June 22, 2025
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