11 definitions by John Cheese Meluch
Some 30 year old Mexican kid on Alex Leybas channel who thinks he’s the shit. Even quoted by leyba who always talks shit about him “Hayden’s the real star of my channel” “Paul Flores thinks I’m immature but Hayden encourages my bad behaviors.
Alex: dude Paul Flores isn’t the best, Hayden is.
Hector Gonzalez: Indeed, Hayden’s the most under rated character in existence
Hector Gonzalez: Indeed, Hayden’s the most under rated character in existence
by John Cheese Meluch April 2, 2019
When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.
Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.
Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.
Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.
by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019
Salsa memes: dude Alex leyba should fuck Megan in the ass tonight
Hector Gonzalez: totally if Hayden can join too.
Hector Gonzalez: totally if Hayden can join too.
by John Cheese Meluch March 28, 2019
by John Cheese Meluch April 14, 2019
A girl who will always deny it but she sleeps around. She even got to Dalton Euler in the back of his Ford F-150 after he took her to eat at McDonald’s and bought her lots of fries
Megan Barnes favorite line is “Fries before guys” but she sure let Dalton stick his pepperoni in her hole and busted sweet Alfredo sauce all over his trucks back seat.
by John Cheese Meluch April 14, 2019
When a girl is going down on you then decides you’re not ready for her aweful dick sucking ablitities so she just blows air on your dick.
by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019
by John Cheese Meluch April 5, 2019