Meltrd 

Meltrd= when Miley suddenly appears and kills your boner

"MARK HAD A MELTRD."
"SHUT UP JIMMY! THAT'S GROSS!"

Meltrd by Lajiggyjiggyjarjardoo November 13, 2014

Total Delegation Meltdown 

A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.

David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?

Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.

Total Delegation Meltdown by PsychoPuppyDad October 4, 2011

Russian Meltdown 

While playing WoW, the graphics turn into geometrical shapes and all the text turns into what appears to be Russian text.

Holy crap! I just had a Russian Meltdown! Gotta reboot and reset WoW.

Russian Meltdown by Clyher May 1, 2010

Columbus meltdown

When you shit and cum at the same time. Christopher Columbus discovered North America by accident (cuming). He then went back to tell about it (shitting)

Man, I was so worried in the interview because the employee there was so hot, I had a Columbus meltdown!

Columbus meltdown by Flimbob13 October 7, 2019

meltdown mikey 

When a guy tries to make a point, has no clue and loses his temper. Usually much like a Wrecks Road Scholar, he has no real grasp on the subject, rants endlessly like an old man, is insulting and surly. He usually ends with a real blow up since he has nothing left at that point. His tactics run from projection and fingerpointing (blaming others for his failures) to name-calling to cover up his stupidity. This kind of person is very lonely and has few friends. They are known for trying to hide their vital statistics and making enemies with their neighbors. They prefer to live in gated communities with high security while spitting on everybody else. They are arrogant, idiotic, biased, narrow-minded, bigoted and extremely limited in intelligence and those are their good points. The best way to deal with a Meltdown Mikey is to cross the street.

Meltdown Mikey is blowing it again.
Wow, you're smarter than that! It's not like you're Meltdown Mikey, dude.

meltdown mikey by Mysterion January 1, 2008

Monday Morning Meltdown 

a condition were one completely melts down at work after a long alcohol and drug filled weekend, usually triggered from a loss of a favorite sporting team. symptoms include but are not limited to, showing up late for work, being completely distraught and unproductive, excessive ranting about the prior game at hand, this individual may be very argumentative, maybe very sweaty, obsession will be obvious when discussing such sporting event, other signs include drinking large amounts of Gatorade, and also a long early morning coffee break. at this time the individual may appear to be coming down. Don't be fooled, the next round of symptoms are about to set in, they include multiple shit brakes at the porter potty, excessive vehicle searches, (one may not ever actually know what may be being looked for), also multiple meaningless phone calls may be in place, followed by lots of back and forth pacing for no reason at all, with random snack hours such as hole bags of potato chips or pretzels, the best way to combat this individual is to make it appear that you yourself are actually the problem. never confront with face to face altercation

Look out the birds lost there's going to be a Monday morning meltdown.

The tragedy find a monday morning meltdown is that jose is the real victem here.

Monday Morning Meltdown by 7mary3 September 28, 2014

melted candle 

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.

oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.

melted candle by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008