Celliear Clutch

(Verb) The act of gripping something so hard that you mispronounce the word cellular.
-I came so hard I Celliear Clutched like a Gogurt tube.

-What?
by Flimbob13 January 04, 2022
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Columbus meltdown

When you shit and cum at the same time. Christopher Columbus discovered North America by accident (cuming). He then went back to tell about it (shitting)
Man, I was so worried in the interview because the employee there was so hot, I had a Columbus meltdown!
by Flimbob13 October 08, 2019
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