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Celliear Clutch

(Verb) The act of gripping something so hard that you mispronounce the word cellular.

-I came so hard I Celliear Clutched like a Gogurt tube.

-What?

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When you shit and cum at the same time. Christopher Columbus discovered North America by accident (cuming). He then went back to tell about it (shitting)

Man, I was so worried in the interview because the employee there was so hot, I had a Columbus meltdown!

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