by Melted cheese March 19, 2016
To melt someone cheese: one must raise their hand into the air, spread their finger and thrust it into a mirrored hand held up by someone else. This term is more referred to in the vernacular as "High Five"
by Mr. McMan999 June 17, 2011
The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.
by Golden graham July 1, 2015
the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron
by duncan mcleod February 22, 2009
Defined by a person's look. The term referees to a person's face that looks like it has melted due to an incident involving burns that melt the skin or the person's face has developed a deformity also making them looked melted. The melted cheese referees to their face looking llike melted cheese .
by Madlykillbot May 22, 2017
When you dont have a condom but the girl is so horny she still wants to fuck, so you pull out, and you spray your J all over her poon
Guy - oh yeah girl im about to cum
Girl - ok just pull out and put that melted cheese on my taco
Guy - Oh fuck yeah
Girl - Damn im love that warm melted cheese on my taco
Girl - ok just pull out and put that melted cheese on my taco
Guy - Oh fuck yeah
Girl - Damn im love that warm melted cheese on my taco
by K-Rich January 6, 2006
When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.
by BonesTheWendigo August 30, 2019