Mellonikus 

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1. A semi famous player of the half-life 2 mods, ZPS and ZM, who has a sensational love for melon kegs and zombie brains.

P1 "Dammit mellonikus why did you have to run to the end of red queen without us?"
P2 "FOR TEH MELON KEGS!"

Mellonikus by Mellonikus October 5, 2009

Melanikus 

A carrion-crow like devil who feeds upon human misery. Apparently has free run of earth, stimulating violence, anguish and pain to increase the harvest.

His domain is a hell-like place known as 'Genesis"

Melanikus is from the best graphic novel ever, Shadowslayer: The Mark of Melanikus

After my father would beat me and lock me in the closet I would find myself alone with Melanikus

Melanikus by xBonderx January 22, 2011

melonious 

derived from carmelo anthony;
the opposite of lebronious;
a derogatory term adjective used to describe a poor performance, an annoying person, etc

Andrew: man that guy was so melonious
Sam: i know he wasn't freeky deeky at all

Andrew: that class should be called Melonious 101
Sean: yea, its pretty much the antithesis of lebronious

melonious by urbanewebster November 6, 2008

melonious 

Adjective used to describe a pretty girl with nice boobs.

Check out that melonious babe walking this way.

melonious by Eric the Quant June 19, 2007

melonious 

of or relating to melons in shape or resemblance

Damn bra, Alexandra got some melonious lips on her, I'd love to kiss on those.

melonious by MartinsEars August 3, 2022

melonius assault

What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.

Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.

melonius assault by roller June 10, 2005

Melonious 

Breasts that are swollen like melons

My boobs are completely melonious today!

Melonious by BBBruce June 8, 2018