roller's definitions

the murder mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

by roller May 29, 2005

wood pusher

an insult used to get back at all the skateboarders for makin up fruitbooter. it insults all the followers that think to be cool they have to skateboard.

me: wow look at that gay poser wood pusher.
fellow rollerblader: ya to bad he will never be able to actually do something challenging like grind more than 3 inches of a rail

by roller January 4, 2005

Dearborn

n. Dearborn, MI. A suburb of Detroit. Hometown to Ford Motor Company and Henry Ford. The east side is populated with mostly Arabic people. The west side is populated with old white people and bored teenagers. The old people say "Dearburn" instead of "Dearborn".

Dearborn is pretty much gay.

by roller July 15, 2008

smiggle

n. A cigarette, moke, choker, or cancer stick.

Dude: Eh, let me bum a smiggle.

by roller May 29, 2005

Newcastle Brown Ale

n. Some gross, expensive, hipster beer that tastes like wine. Will get you drunk.

I tasted Newcastle, then grimmaced.

by roller May 6, 2005

choker

n. A cigarette, smiggle, moke, or cancer stick

Dude: Eh dog, lemme get a choker.

by roller May 29, 2005

TAZCAR

n. Synonym for NASCAR (see neck car), referencing the cartoon character, the Tazmanian Devil, whose likeness can be found stuck on TAZCAR fans' pickup trucks and tatooed on their arms.

"Matt and I got drunk and actually watched, like, two hours of TAZCAR. It was exhilarating."

by roller April 22, 2005