the murder mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

by roller May 26, 2005

smiggle

n. A cigarette, moke, choker, or cancer stick.

Dude: Eh, let me bum a smiggle.

by roller May 26, 2005

bumpy

n. Seagram's Gin. Known as bumpy because of its bumpy bottle.

Me: I got a bottle of the bumpy, a 2 liter of Canada Dry and got all blotto.

by roller May 26, 2005

TAZCAR

n. Synonym for NASCAR (see neck car), referencing the cartoon character, the Tazmanian Devil, whose likeness can be found stuck on TAZCAR fans' pickup trucks and tatooed on their arms.

"Matt and I got drunk and actually watched, like, two hours of TAZCAR. It was exhilarating."

by roller April 23, 2005

the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

by roller May 26, 2005

shipper

n. Someone who resides in or looks like the reside in a township, i.e., Dearborn Heights, MI. These folks are generally trashy and put the ass in class.

Look at this fuckin shipper

by roller April 23, 2005

melonius assault

What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.

Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.

by roller June 04, 2005