an insult used to get back at all the skateboarders for makin up fruitbooter. it insults all the followers that think to be cool they have to skateboard.
me: wow look at that gay poser wood pusher.
fellow rollerblader: ya to bad he will never be able to actually do something challenging like grind more than 3 inches of a rail
n. A phrase used in place of "excuse me?" or "what?" when something is misunderstood. Commonly used by rednecks
and others who don't know the difference between your
Person: Mumble mumble mumble?
Redneck, Southerner, etc.: Do what now?
n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
n. Dearborn, MI. A suburb of Detroit. Hometown to Ford Motor Company and Henry Ford. The east side is populated with mostly Arabic people. The west side is populated with old white people and bored teenagers. The old people say "Dearburn" instead of "Dearborn".
Dearborn is pretty much gay.
n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.
The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.
v. To beat someone senseless, see ron artest
. Referencing the film; Alien versus Predator
Mitch: Eh, let me get one of your beers
Me: If you touch my beer, I'll go avp on your ass!
n. The butt. When gettin down with a lady the third option is the butt.
Mitch: You get some aisss last night?
Me: She was raggin so I hit up the third option.