roller's definitions

avp

v. To beat someone senseless, see ron artest. Referencing the film; Alien versus Predator

Mitch: Eh, let me get one of your beers
Me: If you touch my beer, I'll go avp on your ass!

by roller April 22, 2005

melonius assault

What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.

Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.

by roller June 10, 2005

wood pusher

an insult used to get back at all the skateboarders for makin up fruitbooter. it insults all the followers that think to be cool they have to skateboard.

me: wow look at that gay poser wood pusher.
fellow rollerblader: ya to bad he will never be able to actually do something challenging like grind more than 3 inches of a rail

by roller January 4, 2005

the murder mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

by roller May 29, 2005

Dearborn

n. Dearborn, MI. A suburb of Detroit. Hometown to Ford Motor Company and Henry Ford. The east side is populated with mostly Arabic people. The west side is populated with old white people and bored teenagers. The old people say "Dearburn" instead of "Dearborn".

Dearborn is pretty much gay.

by roller July 15, 2008

smiggle

n. A cigarette, moke, choker, or cancer stick.

Dude: Eh, let me bum a smiggle.

by roller May 29, 2005

bumble brothers

n. Used when two dudes are combining forces to do something stupid.

Me: Hey, there goes Joe and Dan, I think they said they were gonna steal some lawn ornaments.
Other guy: Fuckin bumble brothers!

by roller June 10, 2005