melonious 

derived from carmelo anthony;
the opposite of lebronious;
a derogatory term adjective used to describe a poor performance, an annoying person, etc

Andrew: man that guy was so melonious
Sam: i know he wasn't freeky deeky at all

Andrew: that class should be called Melonious 101
Sean: yea, its pretty much the antithesis of lebronious

melonious by urbanewebster November 6, 2008

melonious 

Adjective used to describe a pretty girl with nice boobs.

Check out that melonious babe walking this way.

melonious by Eric the Quant June 19, 2007

melonious 

of or relating to melons in shape or resemblance

Damn bra, Alexandra got some melonious lips on her, I'd love to kiss on those.

melonious by MartinsEars August 3, 2022

Melonious 

Breasts that are swollen like melons

My boobs are completely melonious today!

Melonious by BBBruce June 8, 2018

Melonious 

Fitting the stereotypical description of a black person. Wither that being based on looks or actions.

That dude was acting quite melonious. That black person is quite melonious.

Melonious by Starkindred January 8, 2023

Melonious 

When something that isn’t a melon that deceptively looks like a melon.

“Wow! Your breasts are quite melonious!”

Melonious by Lord Shua I December 27, 2023

Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

Felonious Spunk by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012