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A unique term to describe humorous or obscene uses of metaphors and similes. Not like the literature heavy, dull and archaic everyday metaphors and similes in novels, newspapers and articles - a Megaphore is specially crafted to amuse, amaze or offend and can reference anything from current events to celebrities.
That Megaphore was so funny it almost made me forget to take my annual shit on Jade Goody's coffin.

That Megaphore was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.

That Megaphore was so brilliant I felt like I'd been given a rusty trombone by an angel.
Megaphore by lorddaaave March 23, 2011

Megawhore 

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.
Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.
Megawhore by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009

Megazord 

An ultimate fighting mechanism used by the Power Rangers, which is combination of their separate "Zords."
The Power Rangers combined their Zords to form the Megazord.
Megazord by Bob November 29, 2003

Megaword 

A short-lived category on Wheel of Fortune, used only during Season 12 (1994-09-05 - 1995-06-23; also the last year for the show to record in the Bob Barker Studio, or CBS Television City, studio 33) that consisted of a word that was 8-13 letters long. The player who solves this puzzle gets an extra $500 bonus for using the word in a complete sentence.
The first Megaword used on Wheel of Fortune was EXTEMPORIZE.
Megaword by WM86 April 2, 2009

Megawhore 

A female who is not loyal to her boyfriend because she steals guys from other girls. A short and annoying inconvenience to this world.
Wow that girl Leah is such a megawhore...
but don’t even get me started on Christina.
Megawhore by Gostoopidaghhh December 3, 2019

Megazord Dick 

A Megazord Dick is the most mighty dick in the world people with a Megazord Dick usually explode vaginas upon entry
Scout boy: dude did u see that girls pussy explode?
Danoo: I told you guys he has a megazord dick!
Megazord Dick by Danoooo218 March 3, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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