megahard

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i got megahard after seeing that loli

megahard by black loli August 2, 2018

Megatarded 

A combination of 'mega' and 'retarded' to explain a really a bad situation that either makes you mad, or otherwise causes feelings of negativity.

Dood, your grandma died..that must be megatarded =-/.

Megatarded by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007

megatard

A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.

"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”

megatard by Juni Wolfen July 27, 2005

megatard

A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.

Can also refer to the combined forces or impact of two or more annoying acquaintences.

"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard

or:

"Oh no - Chris and Big Andy are both coming to the party tonight. Don't let them in the same room, or they'll form into MegaTard and we'll never get rid of them!"

megatard by Jimbob Dawgknob February 11, 2006

Megatard

The fusion of 'mega' and 'retard'.
Noun used to signify someone thats really retarded.

Girl1: Hey, did you hear about the latest swine flu outbreaks?

Girl2: HAHAHAHA OMG you idiot, it's bird flu, not swine flu!

Girl1: Damn you're a megatard.

Girl2: I thought swines were birds?

Megatard by Lofty-J June 3, 2009

Megatard

Shin Megami Tensei-tard. Used for retarded fans of Shin Megami Tensei series.

Oh, you're such a megatard

Megatard by lololololthisisme December 31, 2010

MegaTard

A way to say a person is beyond the levels of retard. Usually used on people that have bellow -0 IQ

Person 1: Person 3 is such a MegaTard.
Person 2: I know. Person 3 says ye all day not knowing other words and incapable of basic math.
Person 3: Ye.

MegaTard by a man that is a man in May 25, 2020