megahorn

A state of extreme hornyness, in which one may be prone to excessive innuendo and lowering of standards in the opposite sex. Symptoms may include a massive hard on, intense squirming and desperate flirtation.

'Look at Alex, his flirting is so tragic'
'He must have the megahorn!'

'I watched "Paul" last night'
'wow did you watch porn?'
'no, i said "paul" are you on the megahorn?'

'Oh my gosh i've got the megahorn, i'd even fuck my ex!'

'oh my gosh you have the most amazing boobs!'
'dude, control your megahorn!'

'can't come to work today...i've got the megahorn'

'i'm blowing the megahorn like an empty glass bottle'

by la estrella February 19, 2012

MEGAPORN

Megaporn is porn of the highest Caliber . LITERALLY CALIBER! As in when you watch it its like carrying a loaded 50 caliber. Megaporn is porn of the most dangerous level, ejaculation through Megaporn travels 100times faster and 100 times harder and is 100 times more brutal. When watching megaporn You become a serious threat to those around you.

(1) : Where did that hole in the wall come from??

(2) : Probably billy watching Megaporn again.

by Brutal_Tapir October 23, 2009

megahoni

Noun. A girl with an amazingly hot body that has been shaped by yoga. The booty on the megahoni is exceptionally prominent, and stunning.

A: "I'm having a heart attack; did you see that girl that just walked by!?"
B: "Oh my god, I would kill to sink my teeth into that megahoni!"

or

"Mmmm... Look at that perfect ass on that megahoni!"

by Brent rOz March 25, 2007

megacorndogination

what happens when your corn dogs get out of control and reproduce mutilated corndog like

due to megacorndogination, corn dogs now rule the world

by instigationmachine May 12, 2004

megapornucopiatopia

A place and producer of boundless porn.

The San Fernando Valley is the heartland of filth, a true megapornucopiatopia.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010

megahon

Megahon is a asian girl and is very kind and caring. She always gives food to others and friendly to everyone. She may not know it but she’s really pretty and smart too. When she thinks bad about herself she needs someone to be by her side. First she may be quite but when you get to know her she is a crazy loving girl.

Who’s that sexy girl right there?
Oh that’s Megahon
Woah she’s hawt

by Unknown :) lol May 17, 2018