Meeger 

Slang for sloth.

"Man, he never goes anywhere. What a meeger."

Meeger by partybuscaptain September 18, 2009

Turd Merger 

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

Turd Merger by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009

Meezer

A siamese cat. Taken from the last part of the word "Siamese."

Siamese - Mese - Meeze - Meezer

"Aww, that meezer is so cute!"

Meezer by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004

Meezer

A very noisy cat. May or may not be Siamese. Fond of "talking" and usually pretty clingy. From "Siamese".

My neighbor's meezer woke me up yelling at three a.m.!

Meezer by AnyaTheVampireSlayer August 7, 2012

caught-cot merger

The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.

Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?

Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/

The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.

caught-cot merger by Smart4Life February 9, 2017

maegerlin' 

maegerle - (v.) Similar to "grillin," to maegerle someone is to continuously stare at them with the intent to find something wrong with what they are doing and respond with a punishment. This could go for police, school administrators, and any other authority figures.

yo, I was in the hallway the other day and mrs. brown was maegerlin' me so hard. then she took all my weed!.....that's booty son.

maegerlin' by ghostinthemachine May 4, 2011

Meeper 

A person who talks simply because they can. They have nothing interesting to say, but continue to speak anyway. Such a person is highly irritating, and fairly useless to the human race. The action is reffered to as meeping, or to meep. This word gained popularity after being used by Benjamin on the ninth season of Big Brother Australia.

1. Person 1: John is so annoying! He just talks absolute shit! Person 2: Sounds like a real meeper!
2. Person 1: And then a walked down the street, but then I saw a Supre, then I liked a dress, but then-
Person 2: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, STOP MEEPING!

Meeper by Anti meeper September 25, 2012