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Academic Flex

(n.) 1. A flex that a smartass uses to show off their intelligence on a test.

(v.) 2. When you give your teacher an assignment that could've been finished in 2 class periods but is finished in one class period or less.
(1.) Michael: Damn, Gabe's got a 100 every subject, true academic flex of the century.

Samuel: I know right, that's pretty fucking amazing.
(2.) Lydia: Why the fuck is Stacey sleeping?

Hailey: I don't know why.

*Teacher lightly taps Stacey's Shoulder*

Stacey: yeah...

Teacher: Is your assignment finished?

Stacey: um...yeah

*Stacey hands it in*

Lydia: How the fuck?

Hailey: That's an academic flex that can't be disputed.
by Smart4Life December 10, 2018
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It's summer in Arizona

Saying it's fucking hot out. Arizona's temperatures during the summer get really hot out and usually hang in the 100s (Fahrenheit) or 40s (Celsius).
Person 1: It's summer in Arizona!
Person 2: True. You can't do anything at all!
by Smart4Life July 13, 2017
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bens

$100 usd, it earns this name because Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill
bro I'm willing to drop 4 bens for dat iPhone SE that jus came out
by Smart4Life April 22, 2020
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calexit

This a movement for California to break away from the United States.
News Reporter : The Winner is Republican Nominee Donald Trump
Hundreds of People : WE HATE TRUMP! WE WILL START A CALEXIT
by Smart4Life November 14, 2016
mugGet the calexitmug.

caught-cot merger

The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.
Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?

Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/

The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.
by Smart4Life February 9, 2017
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Dari

Noun, /dar-ee/

A Dari is a very attractive, intelligent, and caring person who you would want to be in a relationship with.
Person 1: I made the right decision by choosing the Dari over the tsundere over there.
Person 2: You sure are right.
by Smart4Life May 26, 2018
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Jame

The definition of 'Jame' is a jackass (an idiot) who is has a lot of fame for his/her stupidness in easy situations.
Person 1: Hey, Person 3 is a Jame.
Person 2: Yeah, you're right.
*Person 3 waters the wall instead of painting the wall*
by Smart4Life April 2, 2017
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