5 definition by AnyaTheVampireSlayer

A very noisy cat. May or may not be Siamese. Fond of "talking" and usually pretty clingy. From "Siamese".

A cat in the last stages of pregnancy, so that she looks like a watermelon with legs and whiskers.

Said sarcastically: An insult for someone who has just made an embarrassing mistake or done something stupid, and thus proven themselves to be far from an actual genius. Tends to refer to a lack of common sense rather than a lack of academic smarts, and thus can be applied to people who are geniuses by IQ but not by street-smarts.

A snek that hunts by snuggling prey before nomming. Is not venomous, therefore not a danger noodle. Large snuggleworm should not be left alone with babby, kitteh, or pupper.

Popular snuggleworms: Ball pythons, boa constrictor, Burmese python, corn snek, king snek.

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.