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meat slap 

To slap with one's penis
"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."
meat slap by asdf December 12, 2002

Lunch Meat Slap 

When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.
Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.
Lunch Meat Slap by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Princeton Meat Slap 

The act of slapping one's member across an unexpecting party's face.
When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!
Princeton Meat Slap by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Meat Slap 

The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.
Don't buy that gammon, it sounded shit when I gave it a meat slap
Meat Slap by Greg247 August 5, 2008

Meat Slap 2019

Verb

The action of taking a slice of meat, preferably black forest ham, and slapping it across one’s face. Then preceding to yell, “Meat slap! 2019!”
Keaton: “I’m so excited I packed some ham for lunch!”
Bitches with big mouths: “You’re ham is gay.”
Keaton:..
BwBM:..
Keaton: “MEAT SLAP 2019”
Meat Slap 2019 by Doc McBitchin’ February 14, 2019

Jividi Meat Slap 

When one(male) straps a partner(female) to a spinning chair and spins her around while slapping her in the face with his cock causing a black eye.
Noah and Isiah preformed a Jividi Meat Slap
Jividi Meat Slap by Cockpump December 24, 2015