asdf's definitions

Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

by asdf March 17, 2004

king of the portal

See: Strawberry clock

Strawberry clock is king of the portal

by asdf December 11, 2003

Agnelio

Chupa pollas

Comemela ke viene agnelio

by asdf November 20, 2003

lard ass

Obease person

"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."

by asdf December 12, 2002

cable

extremely thick and long cocaine lines

line me up a cable yo!

by asdf December 7, 2003

wack

the act of stroking your genitals to an erection, then in rythmic pattern stroke genitals to orgasm.

everyone wacks it to catdog.

by asdf August 9, 2003

the baps

bisexual anal poop sex

quaids got the baps

by asdf December 5, 2003