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To spin your penis in a circle therefore creating wind.
I did the swedish helicopter for so long that I got meatwind.
Meatwind by Themeatwinddefiner January 22, 2013
A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.
Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.
meating by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.
"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"

Megatwingo 

A German male with a sausage obsession
"What's on the menu?"
"Nothing but sausages, Megatwingo wrote it"
The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.
"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"
meating by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009
Assaulting another guys dick with your own.
Tom is meating Bob.
Meating by Teh Zaga March 17, 2010