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Meatwing

A guy with a set of massive balls that look like eagle's wings
Holy shit look at the Meatwing on that guy. When he is running it looks like he's about to fly
by Thornadactyl July 8, 2011
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Meatwind

To spin your penis in a circle therefore creating wind.
I did the swedish helicopter for so long that I got meatwind.
by Themeatwinddefiner January 22, 2013
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meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.
Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.
by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004
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Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.
"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"
by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006
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Megatwingo

"What's on the menu?"
"Nothing but sausages, Megatwingo wrote it"
by Erroneousapostrophe June 18, 2007
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meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.
"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"
by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009
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Meating

Assaulting another guys dick with your own.
Tom is meating Bob.
by Teh Zaga March 17, 2010
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