Meathing 

the act of heavy breathing and sweating profusely while eating a great deal of meat

"After eating a 48 ounce steak, Tim began meathing uncontrollably."

Meathing by RaySDRaySD February 27, 2020

math is not mathing 

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

math is not mathing by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021

meating 

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

meating by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.

"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"

Donut Meating Contest by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

Mething Around 

Messing around while high on Crystal Meth.

The house became a disaster, from Dan & Jessica mething around.

Mething Around by Steadybeat August 8, 2020

meating 

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

meating by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009

math ain't mathing

When something simply does not add up.

He doesn't pay his rent but he's Venmo requesting me for the round he bought last night... the math ain't mathing.

math ain't mathing by lovEdrUnkduCk12 January 14, 2022