meatling

Non-vegetarian dumplings - eg ones containing chicken, pork, shrimp etc. Meatlings contrast veglings which are vegetarian dumplings.

I had to wrap my mouth around something meaty; a tasty meatling was the only real option.

by mifmaf February 29, 2008

metalingus

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.

Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.

by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

meatlight

Sciurus carolinensis
Used for human pleasure via fornication

"Damn man, that meatlight from Liberty Park was tight as fuckkkkkk!!!!"

by Mr Meat cock 1090 November 11, 2022

Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.

"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009

Mealing on Hoes

To get one's fill off the loving of promiscuous females. Synonymous with "Snatching pelt."

Was as the frat castle last night, had 30 girls in my room looking to give it away; damn the potential was huge to be mealing on hoes.

by KW19 September 7, 2009