Meatcuble

An dangling piece of flesh or meat that hangs off of a body part

"Man this Meatcuble in my mouth is really annoying."
"I ate dry captain crunch and now I have meatcubles in my mouth."

by AshMaster5000 February 6, 2024

meatcleaver

A man with a penis of great proportions consisting of enormous girth and length.

"He is so hot, hope he is a meatcleaver."
"Look Tireesha! I can see his hard dick through his speedo. You were right, he is a meatcleaver that I want penetrate my tight vagina!"
"Get your clammy hands off my man you whore! I worked long and hard ass to this meatcleaver, and I DIDN' get my vagina as wide as a lampshade just for a stuck up pricky ass cunt whore bitch to bounce up and down on dat!"
"I like a lot of things: candy, money, slow walks, but nothing is better than getting my ass ripped by a meatcleaver."
"This micropenis isn't doing it for me, mommy I WANT A MEATCLEAVER"

by mdds1001 January 22, 2014

Turkish Meatcleaver

The act of using your boner as a deadly weapon by hitting a girl with it. The location of your hit does not matter, but for it to be considered a true Turkish Meatcleaver the hit must be so powerful that it forces the girl to say "Oww" and then because she is so impressed she proceeds to s on your d

Man: "Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!"

Girl: "Oww... wow it's so big and powerful. *Sucky sucky*"

Man: "Yeah you love Turkish Meatcleaver. They always do."

by Big Choctaw July 8, 2010

meatcicle

When someone preforms a blowjob with ice cubes in their mouth creating a frozen penis.

My bitch likes to give me a meatcicle in the morning before breakfast.

by Jerome Holland November 24, 2006

Meatbugle

n. a reference to male genitalia

Stacy asked Jon if she could play on with his meatbugle.

by Jexxter June 16, 2010

MEATCLEAVER

Common name for a noob with a big ego that blows donkey cum through his nose without realising.

Player killed Meatcleaver with wrench
<Meatcleaver> OWNED U NUB

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

meatcooler

A small town poker player, known to give everyone at the table (exluding himself) extremely cold cards.

Meatcooler sat at the table, and all of a sudden, I was losing every hand!

by M. Cooler March 5, 2007