Dick Rush

When a male stands up and realizes he has a massive erection that wasn't as prominent sitting down.

I just got mad Dick Rush

by AshMaster5000 March 10, 2023

Non-gamous

When you tell someone you don't want to get married but the term non-monogamous has a different connotation than what was intended.

If I'm not monogamous or polygamous I must be non-gamous

by AshMaster5000 March 13, 2023

Meatcuble

An dangling piece of flesh or meat that hangs off of a body part

"Man this Meatcuble in my mouth is really annoying."
"I ate dry captain crunch and now I have meatcubles in my mouth."

by AshMaster5000 February 06, 2024

Jacob Jerky

The dry skin that peels off when you have sunburn.

Teacher: Have you ever had sunburn so bad your skin starts peeling?
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky

by AshMaster5000 March 02, 2023

Tea Swizzle

An on the spot enema using tea.

I'm about to listen to cool summer by t swizzle while doing a tea swizzle

by AshMaster5000 November 21, 2022