Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AshMaster5000

Meatcuble

An dangling piece of flesh or meat that hangs off of a body part

"Man this Meatcuble in my mouth is really annoying."
"I ate dry captain crunch and now I have meatcubles in my mouth."

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When you tell someone you don't want to get married but the term non-monogamous has a different connotation than what was intended.

If I'm not monogamous or polygamous I must be non-gamous

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When a male stands up and realizes he has a massive erection that wasn't as prominent sitting down.

I just got mad Dick Rush

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The dry skin that peels off when you have sunburn.

Teacher: Have you ever had sunburn so bad your skin starts peeling?
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky

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An on the spot enema using tea.

I'm about to listen to cool summer by t swizzle while doing a tea swizzle

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