McJerk

The act of eating a McDouble and jerking off immediately after.

Bro I McJerked last night, I think this is a new low.

by fatjew November 29, 2013

Steezer McJenkin

a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.

"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"

by holymoleydood April 27, 2009

Circle Mcjerkle

When a group of guys are circle jerking and with the free hand enjoying an item from Mcdonalds.

Dude1: Hey I think you got some mayo on your hand.
Dude2: Oh thanks for looking out (Goes to lick mayo)
Dude2: Fuck that wasn't mayo!!!!
Dude1: What are you talking about!?
Dude2: It was jizz!!! I was doing a Circle Mcjerkle and my Mcchicken got a little sloppy!!!
Dude1: Man your fucked up!! Get some nuggets next time
Dude2: And my dad was the one next to me...FML!!!

by dilla7 February 17, 2010

Dirt McGerk

Cocaine and Weed.... Maybe even a little meth.

As stated in the Kodak Black song "DIRT MCGERK".

Somedude on the street: "Ayo Kodak what you smokin on."

Kodak: "That Dirt McGerk."

by Smokin Dirt McGerk June 20, 2023

Slimey McGerkins

The shitty green stuff inside McDonald burgers.

"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."

by Nick September 14, 2004

Spicy McJenkins

When you put a secret dab of hot sauce on your dick and then catch head from an unsuspecting victim.

i got a spicy mcjenkins last night and that bitch drank all my milk

by chip jr. May 21, 2006

McJerky

The opposite of a McDreamy. A disagreeable man.

A man who cheats on his beautiful girlfriend may be classified as a McJerky.

by Bonnie Villari November 17, 2006