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Steezer McJenkin
a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.
"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"
Steezer McJenkin by holymoleydood April 27, 2009
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Circle Mcjerkle
Dude1: Hey I think you got some mayo on your hand.
Dude2: Oh thanks for looking out (Goes to lick mayo)
Dude2: Fuck that wasn't mayo!!!!
Dude1: What are you talking about!?
Dude2: It was jizz!!! I was doing a Circle Mcjerkle and my Mcchicken got a little sloppy!!!
Dude1: Man your fucked up!! Get some nuggets next time
Dude2: And my dad was the one next to me...FML!!!
Dude2: Oh thanks for looking out (Goes to lick mayo)
Dude2: Fuck that wasn't mayo!!!!
Dude1: What are you talking about!?
Dude2: It was jizz!!! I was doing a Circle Mcjerkle and my Mcchicken got a little sloppy!!!
Dude1: Man your fucked up!! Get some nuggets next time
Dude2: And my dad was the one next to me...FML!!!
Circle Mcjerkle by dilla7 February 17, 2010
Dirt McGerk
Dirt McGerk by Smokin Dirt McGerk June 20, 2023
Slimey McGerkins
Slimey McGerkins by Nick September 14, 2004
Spicy McJenkins
When you put a secret dab of hot sauce on your dick and then catch head from an unsuspecting victim.
Spicy McJenkins by chip jr. May 21, 2006
McJerky
McJerky by Bonnie Villari November 17, 2006
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Blexas
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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