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The opposite of a McDreamy. A disagreeable man.
A man who cheats on his beautiful girlfriend may be classified as a McJerky.
McJerky by Bonnie Villari November 17, 2006
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Circle Mcjerkle

When a group of guys are circle jerking and with the free hand enjoying an item from Mcdonalds.
Dude1: Hey I think you got some mayo on your hand.
Dude2: Oh thanks for looking out (Goes to lick mayo)
Dude2: Fuck that wasn't mayo!!!!
Dude1: What are you talking about!?
Dude2: It was jizz!!! I was doing a Circle Mcjerkle and my Mcchicken got a little sloppy!!!
Dude1: Man your fucked up!! Get some nuggets next time
Dude2: And my dad was the one next to me...FML!!!
Circle Mcjerkle by dilla7 February 17, 2010
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The act of eating a McDouble and jerking off immediately after.
Bro I McJerked last night, I think this is a new low.
McJerk by fatjew November 29, 2013

McJerkin Trade 

This definition applies within the realm of fantasy sports. A McJerkin trade is one in which one team offers another team a trade that is beyond unfair. It is truly erroneous on all levels and smells of collusion. In simple terms its cheating!
I just offered my friend Michael Cuddyer, Brett Lawrie, Johnny and Cueto for Robinson Cano. This kid is totally getting McJerkin Traded!
McJerkin Trade by Dan Brown Brah September 29, 2012

Mcjerking 

When you jerk off in a restaurant or store. If you work there thinking your making money while jerking off. (McDonald's, Burger King, etc) also known as burger jerker, meat surfer, jerk-mart, the flame grilled cheese cummer, sperm vulture.
"Hey how was work today?"

"It was okay I had a Mcjerking while I was there"
Mcjerking by Zerker Surfer 420 September 6, 2016
Not the tallest in the class but most enjoyable. If in a relationship he will make it the best one you’ve had. Honest trustworthy and hot. Stronger than ur mom and dad. Sometimes naughty naughty but amazing.
McJerry ur looking hot.
mcjerry by Hihihihijijijijijijijiji December 3, 2020
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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