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Circle Mcjerkle

When a group of guys are circle jerking and with the free hand enjoying an item from Mcdonalds.
Dude1: Hey I think you got some mayo on your hand.
Dude2: Oh thanks for looking out (Goes to lick mayo)
Dude2: Fuck that wasn't mayo!!!!
Dude1: What are you talking about!?
Dude2: It was jizz!!! I was doing a Circle Mcjerkle and my Mcchicken got a little sloppy!!!
Dude1: Man your fucked up!! Get some nuggets next time
Dude2: And my dad was the one next to me...FML!!!
Circle Mcjerkle by dilla7 February 17, 2010
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The act of eating a McDouble and jerking off immediately after.
Bro I McJerked last night, I think this is a new low.
McJerk by fatjew November 29, 2013

McJerkin Trade 

This definition applies within the realm of fantasy sports. A McJerkin trade is one in which one team offers another team a trade that is beyond unfair. It is truly erroneous on all levels and smells of collusion. In simple terms its cheating!
I just offered my friend Michael Cuddyer, Brett Lawrie, Johnny and Cueto for Robinson Cano. This kid is totally getting McJerkin Traded!
McJerkin Trade by Dan Brown Brah September 29, 2012

Mcjerking 

When you jerk off in a restaurant or store. If you work there thinking your making money while jerking off. (McDonald's, Burger King, etc) also known as burger jerker, meat surfer, jerk-mart, the flame grilled cheese cummer, sperm vulture.
"Hey how was work today?"

"It was okay I had a Mcjerking while I was there"
Mcjerking by Zerker Surfer 420 September 6, 2016
Not the tallest in the class but most enjoyable. If in a relationship he will make it the best one you’ve had. Honest trustworthy and hot. Stronger than ur mom and dad. Sometimes naughty naughty but amazing.
McJerry ur looking hot.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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