McJerky

The opposite of a McDreamy. A disagreeable man.

A man who cheats on his beautiful girlfriend may be classified as a McJerky.

by Bonnie Villari November 17, 2006

Circle Mcjerkle

When a group of guys are circle jerking and with the free hand enjoying an item from Mcdonalds.

Dude1: Hey I think you got some mayo on your hand.
Dude2: Oh thanks for looking out (Goes to lick mayo)
Dude2: Fuck that wasn't mayo!!!!
Dude1: What are you talking about!?
Dude2: It was jizz!!! I was doing a Circle Mcjerkle and my Mcchicken got a little sloppy!!!
Dude1: Man your fucked up!! Get some nuggets next time
Dude2: And my dad was the one next to me...FML!!!

by dilla7 February 17, 2010

McJerk

The act of eating a McDouble and jerking off immediately after.

Bro I McJerked last night, I think this is a new low.

by fatjew November 29, 2013

McJerkin Trade

This definition applies within the realm of fantasy sports. A McJerkin trade is one in which one team offers another team a trade that is beyond unfair. It is truly erroneous on all levels and smells of collusion. In simple terms its cheating!

I just offered my friend Michael Cuddyer, Brett Lawrie, Johnny and Cueto for Robinson Cano. This kid is totally getting McJerkin Traded!

by Dan Brown Brah September 29, 2012

Mcjerking

When you jerk off in a restaurant or store. If you work there thinking your making money while jerking off. (McDonald's, Burger King, etc) also known as burger jerker, meat surfer, jerk-mart, the flame grilled cheese cummer, sperm vulture.

"Hey how was work today?"

"It was okay I had a Mcjerking while I was there"

by Zerker Surfer 420 September 6, 2016

mcjerry

Not the tallest in the class but most enjoyable. If in a relationship he will make it the best one you’ve had. Honest trustworthy and hot. Stronger than ur mom and dad. Sometimes naughty naughty but amazing.

McJerry ur looking hot.

by Hihihihijijijijijijijiji December 3, 2020