When a group of guys are circle jerking and with the free hand enjoying an item from Mcdonalds.
Dude1: Hey I think you got some mayo on your hand.
Dude2: Oh thanks for looking out (Goes to lick mayo)
Dude2: Fuck that wasn't mayo!!!!
Dude1: What are you talking about!?
Dude2: It was jizz!!! I was doing a Circle Mcjerkle and my Mcchicken got a little sloppy!!!
Dude1: Man your fucked up!! Get some nuggets next time Dude2: And my dad was the one next to me...FML!!!
This definition applies within the realm of fantasy sports. A McJerkin trade is one in which one team offers another team a trade that is beyond unfair. It is truly erroneous on all levels and smells of collusion. In simple terms its cheating!
I just offered my friend Michael Cuddyer, Brett Lawrie, Johnny and Cueto for Robinson Cano. This kid is totally getting McJerkin Traded!
When you jerk off in a restaurant or store. If you work there thinking your making money while jerking off. (McDonald's, Burger King, etc) also known as burger jerker, meat surfer, jerk-mart, the flame grilled cheese cummer, sperm vulture.
Not the tallest in the class but most enjoyable. If in a relationship he will make it the best one you’ve had. Honest trustworthy and hot. Stronger than ur mom and dad. Sometimes naughty naughty but amazing.
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.