Mcjerking

When you jerk off in a restaurant or store. If you work there thinking your making money while jerking off. (McDonald's, Burger King, etc) also known as burger jerker, meat surfer, jerk-mart, the flame grilled cheese cummer, sperm vulture.

"Hey how was work today?"

"It was okay I had a Mcjerking while I was there"

Mcjerking by Zerker Surfer 420 September 6, 2016

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Steezer McJenkin

a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.

"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"

Steezer McJenkin by holymoleydood April 27, 2009

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Mcjerking • McJerkin Trade • merking • mcgerkin • McPeaking • merkingaga • Merking off • Shaky McGerkin • Slimey McGerkins • Spicy McJenkins

Merking

Comes from the root word "merk".
Means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.

*Playing a first person shooter*
Man, he's merking EVERYBODY!

Merking by Ducez March 31, 2012

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merkingaga

a merkin that is made out of something unusual instead of the normal synthetic hair......in honor of Lady Gaga. Feathers or a Colorful Clown wig cut down to size would be acceptable...

For example, lisa did not want to wear a normal merkin. So she made her own "merkingaga" in Lady Gaga style with some peacock feathers. She also made one from a clown wig that was cut down to size.

merkingaga by Diabla007 April 28, 2011