Mcjerking

When you jerk off in a restaurant or store. If you work there thinking your making money while jerking off. (McDonald's, Burger King, etc) also known as burger jerker, meat surfer, jerk-mart, the flame grilled cheese cummer, sperm vulture.

"Hey how was work today?"

"It was okay I had a Mcjerking while I was there"

by Zerker Surfer 420 September 6, 2016

Steezer McJenkin

a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.

"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"

by holymoleydood April 27, 2009

Merking

Comes from the root word "merk".
Means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.

*Playing a first person shooter*
Man, he's merking EVERYBODY!

by Ducez March 31, 2012

merkingaga

a merkin that is made out of something unusual instead of the normal synthetic hair......in honor of Lady Gaga. Feathers or a Colorful Clown wig cut down to size would be acceptable...

For example, lisa did not want to wear a normal merkin. So she made her own "merkingaga" in Lady Gaga style with some peacock feathers. She also made one from a clown wig that was cut down to size.

by Diabla007 April 28, 2011

McPeaking

When two girls are scissoring with a guy in between.

Friend: What are you gonna do tonight?

Me: I'm picking up my girlfriend and her friend and we're gonna do a little mcpeaking.

by Portland Pickle November 19, 2021

Slimey McGerkins

The shitty green stuff inside McDonald burgers.

"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."

by Nick September 14, 2004

Spicy McJenkins

When you put a secret dab of hot sauce on your dick and then catch head from an unsuspecting victim.

i got a spicy mcjenkins last night and that bitch drank all my milk

by chip jr. May 21, 2006