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McGonigled

Jinxed,or otheriwse fucked.
'My boy had all the chances in the world,but he got McGonigled'
McGonigled by Shitmonkey October 23, 2003
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McDongled 

verb.

To recklessly stuff a sexual partner with your BigMacDong.
This girl wants to get McDongled so bad.
McDongled by Hamburgler69 January 11, 2010

McGonagle 

A sexual act/position that nobody really knows the meaning of so they use their imagination and have an imaginative brainwave to destroy all imaginative brainwaves with...this dick
Eli:OMG he totally McGonagled that girl and now her clitora has decorated the walls

Nassim: Great sounds like a party.

McGonigaled 

The act of being McGonigaled consists of the removal of any limb brought on by a quick, randomly shot projectile, usually from a firearm, without any aiming being attempted at all.
Holy shit dude, I just blew that guys arm off!

Yeah I saw, you lucky bastard, you just McGonigaled him!
McGonigaled by SingleShot August 3, 2011

Mcgoogled 

When you are misled or told something is about to go down and it doesn’t. Very confused or disoriented.
We drove to a gun show and when we showed up no one was there. WE GOT MCGOOGLED!
Mcgoogled by White Spice May 25, 2022

Ruger McGonged 

When a celebrity - Roger McGuinn (of The Byrds) in particular - calls a twitter stan out for using their name/photo/logo in their layout. Named after 'Ruger McGong', the first to be McGonged by McGuinn on the 7th May 2020.
Example 1: 'aw man I got Ruger McGonged today. I knew I shouldn't have liked Roger's tweet with him as my profile picture'

Example 2: 'BESTIE DID YOU GET MCGONGED YESTERDAY!?!?'
Ruger McGonged by Thorkelsoon January 16, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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