McGonagle 

A sexual act/position that nobody really knows the meaning of so they use their imagination and have an imaginative brainwave to destroy all imaginative brainwaves with...this dick

Eli:OMG he totally McGonagled that girl and now her clitora has decorated the walls

Nassim: Great sounds like a party.

McGonagle by frederick vonhamptonberg July 23, 2010

McBongle 

The McBongle is the secret menu item in which the middle bun of a Big Mac is replaced by a Junior Chicken. The term was coined by Carleton University engineering students in Septemeber of 2019.

Oh boy, I sure am excited to go get me a McBongle from danger dons on Rideau.

McBongle by Master_of_Drink September 20, 2019

Minerva McGonagall 

One of the best professors Hogwarts has ever seen. She is strict, but clever, funny, and caring. Some of her best moments were when she was making Umbridge look like a fool and fighting the Death Eaters in Deathly Hallows.

Slytherin: I loathe Minerva McGonagall, she never let's us have a free day..

Ravenclaw: But she's so smart, and I'm glad she let's us do work!

Gryffindor: Did you see her stand up to that Umbridge woman?! None of the other teachers had the guts to stand up to her.

Hufflepuff: C'mon guys, I don't like conflict...

Minerva McGonagall by Veronica Margaret January 18, 2012

Mcgonagall 

The most powerful, BADDEST bitch in the whole series. She is the true headmaster of Hogwarts and deserves the best. She is the truest Griffindor, mother-like, and fighter in the books and on screen. She is the mother we all want and the best goddamn teacher in the world. The baddest of all time.

Student: is the the BADDEST BITCH Professor Mcgonagall.

Other student: Yes! She is the best isn’t she, right!

Mcgonagall by GRIFFINDOR #2 December 30, 2020

Minerva McGonagall 

Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.

Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.

Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.

Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.

Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.

Minerva McGonagall by nonojuststop October 13, 2019

McGoogle Inc 

The combination of McDonalds and Google, forming the super power corporation McGoogle Inc. Poised to take over the world, they have already set up McDonalds stations across the planet. Using Google's influence to take over the internet and their policies to recruit unsuspecting people into agreeing, Google will have an army of an estimated size of 5.8 billion people. By combining with the expanding McDonalds chain, they will be able to smuggle weapons with their food shipments and arm their army to overtake countries from the inside.

Eventually, McGoogle Inc. will have full dicatorship of the world.

"Dude, McGoogle Inc. just took over China."

McGoogle Inc by FighttheMcGoogle November 17, 2011

McDongle 

deliches

"I wanna go to mcdongle"

McDongle by Rongle McDongle July 13, 2019