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McGonigaled 

The act of being McGonigaled consists of the removal of any limb brought on by a quick, randomly shot projectile, usually from a firearm, without any aiming being attempted at all.
Holy shit dude, I just blew that guys arm off!

Yeah I saw, you lucky bastard, you just McGonigaled him!
McGonigaled by SingleShot August 3, 2011

morgan mcgonigal 

morgan is my sis, and she kinda annoying ngl. she like to copy me a lot tho. for example, i got my af1s in january and she got them in june, i got the brandy butterfly hoodie, she takes it, then she buys one exactly like mine. also i got tiktok before her. so like she’s getting me taco bell rn which is cool tho. like apparently she’s pretty to other people, but that’s just bc they’ve never met me (lindsay). also i’m better at tiktok than her. my tiktok is lindsaymcgonigal so go follow me not her bc he account is cringy. she also is lacking in friends so hit her up. she’s kinda dumb tho which can get annoying. like she actually bugs me a lot when she’s not sleeping. anyway i would just like to say that i love her bc she can drive.
morgan mcgonigal is such a loser, but she’s pretty chill, her sis is prettier tho
morgan mcgonigal by tacobellboo December 6, 2019

McGonigal Line 

a line of cocaine, usualy containing anywhere between .5 and a full gram of bomb coke.

also, one might not be able to survive if not mentally and physically prepared for this awesome challenge.
jesus man are you done that G already? what did you do a McGonigal line?

McGonigled

Jinxed,or otheriwse fucked.
'My boy had all the chances in the world,but he got McGonigled'
McGonigled by Shitmonkey October 23, 2003
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"Yeah... I know."
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