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McFailure 

Guy1:Dude did you see that McFailure?
Guy2:The one that gave us the burger?
Guy1:Dude dont answer a question with a question.
McFailure by 1234 YEA November 3, 2008
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toliver mcfailure 

The state of being one "TOliver" while having your father do a hoe-down up front. This of course leads to the disowning of one's family.
Theodore "VindowViper" Oliver
toliver mcfailure by Phasmatis568 January 23, 2004

macfailure

Some poor soul whose last name just happens to involve a spelling very similar to 'fail', and everyone else picks up on the last syllable, and thus the person becomes a macfailure.
Person One: So, what's your last name?
Person Two: MacPhail.
Person One: As in, like, you FAIL everything? *laughs*
Person Two: *Bored* Yes, exactly like that.
Person One: You're a MACFAILURE!
Person Two: Wow, thats the first time i've heard THAT one!
macfailure by thetower April 1, 2009

Mc.Failure 

Getting a crap meal/crap service/general failure in a fast food restaurant.
Person 1: Man my meals sucks
Person 2: Such Mc.Failure
Mc.Failure by Stomper247 March 9, 2009
Noun

A failure to convey an idea or emotion in an email communication, due to the impersonal nature of text.
Jan didn't understand a word of where I was coming from in that email.. it was a complete mailure.
mailure by Jake Rodgers May 28, 2008
Anytime you do something that would be considered an extreme or ironic failure when sending any type of mail (i.e. email or letters). This can be augmented with the words epic and absolute.

just straight up fucking failing with anything involving mail or internet
When you are sending extremely private or revealing information via email and accidentally clicking the "reply all" button. then epically fail resulting in a mailure
mailure by krinky81 January 3, 2010

[Fission Mailure] 

A word of which was founded when swapping the first letters of the phrase "Mission Failure"
1. A Complete Fail
2. The Act of Mailing A Fission
3. "WoW YoU F41L 50h4rd u n00b! Tr0l0l0l0l0l!!"
(Man is masturbating)Ohhh Babbyy hheerree iitt ccoommees!!! 'squirt' Whaaa????!!!! "FISSION MAILURE"

Man you real Mailed your Fission when you passed out at your wedding bro (ALL)"FISSION MAILURE!!!"
[Fission Mailure] by DatOneNigga February 14, 2012
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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