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macfailure

Some poor soul whose last name just happens to involve a spelling very similar to 'fail', and everyone else picks up on the last syllable, and thus the person becomes a macfailure.
Person One: So, what's your last name?
Person Two: MacPhail.
Person One: As in, like, you FAIL everything? *laughs*
Person Two: *Bored* Yes, exactly like that.
Person One: You're a MACFAILURE!
Person Two: Wow, thats the first time i've heard THAT one!
macfailure by thetower April 1, 2009
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toliver mcfailure 

The state of being one "TOliver" while having your father do a hoe-down up front. This of course leads to the disowning of one's family.
Theodore "VindowViper" Oliver
toliver mcfailure by Phasmatis568 January 23, 2004

McFailure 

Guy1:Dude did you see that McFailure?
Guy2:The one that gave us the burger?
Guy1:Dude dont answer a question with a question.
McFailure by 1234 YEA November 3, 2008

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
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"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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