Mcdiving is the art of jumping over the counter in Mcdonalds. Most common attempted by students, this can get you tossed out of McDonalds, cussed out by the manager, and a good kick in the ribs.
Student 1: Bro! I dare you to McDive!
Student 2: I got this!
*student 2 McDives*
Manager: Get out of here you dirty rectum!
*Manager kicks Student 2 in ribs*
Student 2: I got this!
*student 2 McDives*
Manager: Get out of here you dirty rectum!
*Manager kicks Student 2 in ribs*
by Licking Sally April 2, 2013
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A McDivitt can be confused with a bipolar person, the difference being that bipolar people don't usually have manic and depressive symptoms concurrently while a McDivitt often does.
Bipolar with rotating periods of mania and depression is much more common.
Be kind to a McDivitt as they're actually emotional and extremely reliable, even if their apathetic and dramatic behaviors might lead you to believe otherwise.
A McDivitt can be confused with a bipolar person, the difference being that bipolar people don't usually have manic and depressive symptoms concurrently while a McDivitt often does.
Bipolar with rotating periods of mania and depression is much more common.
Be kind to a McDivitt as they're actually emotional and extremely reliable, even if their apathetic and dramatic behaviors might lead you to believe otherwise.
Man, that girl is definitely a McDivitt. One minute she was telling me about feeling hopeless and the next she was listing memes like a machine gun.
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Best person ever. Trust this person. If you are rude you are no longer this persons friend. They are very smart and beautiful.
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Ragan- McNiven, what a Child of the Lord!
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