Mcdiving is the art of jumping over the counter in Mcdonalds. Most common attempted by students, this can get you tossed out of McDonalds, cussed out by the manager, and a good kick in the ribs.
Student 1: Bro! I dare you to McDive!
Student 2: I got this!
*student 2 McDives*
Manager: Get out of here you dirty rectum!
*Manager kicks Student 2 in ribs*
Student 2: I got this!
*student 2 McDives*
Manager: Get out of here you dirty rectum!
*Manager kicks Student 2 in ribs*
by Licking Sally April 2, 2013
Get the McDivemug.