MacDiver

Any item or combination thereof that can be used as a dildo in an emergency situation.

During my business trip I was lacking my vibrating jello whip, therefore I had to devise a Macdiverr plan and use freshly slain goats spleen.

by Another Will and Clint Production June 29, 2006

MacIver

(v) To shave while under the influence of alcohol.

(n) Facial hair, esp. a mustache, which is unusual or irregular due to having been shaved while under the influence of alcohol.

I totally cut myself MacIver'ing!

Angus went clean-shaven because he gave himself a MacIver.

by EazyErich July 20, 2011

maciversary

A celebration commemorating the event of acquiring your first Mac computer.

It's my maciversary today, this time last year I bought my first iMac!

by crackers September 12, 2005

MacDiverr

Any item or combination thereof that can be used as a dildo in an emergency situation.

During my business trip I was lacking my virbrating jello whip, therefore I had to devise a Macdiverr plan and use freshly slain goats spleen.

by Another Will and Clint Production June 22, 2006

Maciverized

; advb. the act of shitting down someones throat, having asked if said act is 'OK', and not realizing that asking is not OK.

They weren't listening to my complaint so I maciverized them!

by Sardine Sandwich October 30, 2011

jack maciver

a small ugly boy with a squeaky voice. annoying.

dammmn bro did u see jack maciver? he's so bent!

by howdyitzob July 5, 2017