McDiva 

a female person whom works for mickey dees and is usually a 'lifer' there.

oh girl with that weave and those nails and that attitude behind the counter you DEFINITELY are a McDiva there at mickey dees. You may even just get employee of the month there.

McDiva by yoyohon October 25, 2008

McDiva 

A wanna-be country club-type, trend chasing female who thinks she's too hot for the county because of her long hair extensions and vegas vip room credentials. In short, temporarily sexy.

Kim Kardashian is a McDiva, fo shizzle.

McDiva by see you on the field December 25, 2007

McDiva 

One who torments fast-food employees with ridiculously complex orders.

"Give me a cheeseburger with extra pickles, NO onions, and bbq sauce on the side. Oh, and a coke with very little ice."

shakes head "You are such a McDiva."

McDiva by DavieYo April 25, 2013

McDiarrhea 

When you eat spoiled and/or rotten food at McDonalds and later get diarrhea

Crap, now I have McDiarrhea from eating that Big Mac.

McDiarrhea by Writer99 August 22, 2012

McDivitt 

A term that describes any person who is depressed and manic at the same time. They may seem sad yet appreciate discussion, or perhaps distant yet vulnerable when they're present.

A McDivitt can be confused with a bipolar person, the difference being that bipolar people don't usually have manic and depressive symptoms concurrently while a McDivitt often does.

Bipolar with rotating periods of mania and depression is much more common.

Be kind to a McDivitt as they're actually emotional and extremely reliable, even if their apathetic and dramatic behaviors might lead you to believe otherwise.

Man, that girl is definitely a McDivitt. One minute she was telling me about feeling hopeless and the next she was listing memes like a machine gun.

McDivitt by 2.615074 July 8, 2022

McDiarrhea 

When you get bad diarrhea after having a McDonald's burger.

"Oh fuck me man, I just shat my insides out cause of that damn big mac."

"Sounds like a case of McDiarrhea."

McDiarrhea by McDiarrhea Sufferer August 11, 2017

McDive 

Mcdiving is the art of jumping over the counter in Mcdonalds. Most common attempted by students, this can get you tossed out of McDonalds, cussed out by the manager, and a good kick in the ribs.

Student 1: Bro! I dare you to McDive!

Student 2: I got this!

*student 2 McDives*

Manager: Get out of here you dirty rectum!

*Manager kicks Student 2 in ribs*

McDive by Licking Sally April 2, 2013