McCown

biggest mens man on earth, will be frequenlt seen in mens beds on the bottom

last night i felt like a McCown when i was the reciever

by bennyboy123 June 2, 2009

Evan McCown

A nigga that will fuck your bitch with his 12 incher.

Yo Evan McCown is gonna anal your bitch.

by Kodak is Black June 13, 2017

Gaynor McCown Expeditionary Learning School

The most basic school on Satan Island. Believe it or not there are almost zero fights and no drugs even though it's Satan Island. The graduation rate is almost 100 percent. Honestly pretty good place.

John: Hey where do you go for school? Adam: I go to the Gaynor McCown Expeditionary Learning School. John: you go to where? Adam: Csi high school. John: Oh

by McCown Kid December 26, 2023

McConnellgate

The unscrupulous batteram ram of an intimidation process characterizing the Kavanaugh Hearing.

This partisan travesty of a Senate process will be referred to as McConnellgate at some point in the future.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

Mitch Mcconnell

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.

Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."

by senthurmanz July 12, 2017

Mitch McConnell

The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.

My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.

by Werewolf Moms April 4, 2019

Mitch McConnell

A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.

My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.

by Puppychup August 8, 2019