McConkey

Badass motherfucker.

See that guy, he's such a McConkey...
Yeah, he must be headboy or something!

by Boom12345 July 20, 2011

McConkey

Soft lad who ain’t too quick on the rower.

It took him 10 minutes to go 2k, he’s such a mcconkey

by El Chonko August 20, 2019

McConkey

The word to describe tight fisted individuals that get paid too much to do their job but still find an excuse not to spend any, even on their self

Bob: Go on fella, get the beers in, i got the last 18 rounds
John: F#@k off i bought you a pint last month
Bob: You tight fisted McConkey!!

by Will_I_Am November 16, 2012

Isaac Mcconkey

An Isaac Mcconkey is when your mate or close aquantance has extreme hemmorrhoids, a common saying derrived from Northern England.

Daisy: “The doctors said I have an insane Isaac Mcconkey at the moment”.
Connor: “That’s terrible Daisy, you should be more careful on the shitter!”

by Anthony.B June 22, 2022

The McConkey Special

The act of puking, shitting, and ejaculating, all within one night.

“Hey, did you have a good night last night?”

“It was the best, I did The McConkey Special!”

by Various meats January 27, 2019

McCockeyed

The look you give a big mac after losing your fleshlight

I went to mcdonalds at 2 AM but had to leave because the cashier had a McCockeyed look on their face and wouldn't take my order

by jjlaupixie August 22, 2021

Fisty McDonkey Punch

When a woman with sizable hands, like that of the hammer of Thor, uses them to deal irreparable damage to her partner's colon. While in the act of fisting her partner, the woman donkey punches her partner in the side, causing the partner to scream. When this occurs, the woman shoves a McChicken into the open mouth.

I was hungry AND horny last night. It was a good thing she have me the old Fisty McDonkey Punch.

by The REAL McDonkey Punch June 6, 2011