See that guy, he's such a McConkey...
Yeah, he must be headboy or something!
by Boom12345 July 20, 2011
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Soft lad who ain’t too quick on the rower.
It took him 10 minutes to go 2k, he’s such a mcconkey
by El Chonko August 20, 2019
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The word to describe tight fisted individuals that get paid too much to do their job but still find an excuse not to spend any, even on their self
Bob: Go on fella, get the beers in, i got the last 18 rounds
John: F#@k off i bought you a pint last month
Bob: You tight fisted McConkey!!
by Will_I_Am June 2, 2012
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An Isaac Mcconkey is when your mate or close aquantance has extreme hemmorrhoids, a common saying derrived from Northern England.
Daisy: “The doctors said I have an insane Isaac Mcconkey at the moment”.
Connor: “That’s terrible Daisy, you should be more careful on the shitter!”
by Anthony.B June 22, 2022
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The act of puking, shitting, and ejaculating, all within one night.
“Hey, did you have a good night last night?”

“It was the best, I did The McConkey Special!”
by Various meats January 28, 2019
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