McConning 

Preemptively accusing others of doing the very thing you are doing, creating an intentional false campaign against those trying to stop your ill deeds.

A gaslighter’s tactic of projecting one’s own behavior onto their target, effectively rebranding the victims as the culpable.

The GOP is McConning us out of a stimulus package as Mitch McConnell doubles down on all-or-nothing tactics while accusing the many actively negotiating parties of not negotiating.

McConning by Cenarific December 8, 2020

McGanning

To 'Mcgann' beers, or simply 'Mcganning', refers to the act of cracking open a can of beer taking a few sips and setting the can down or otherwise implying that it is finished with no less than a third of the can's contents remaining.
The act of Mcganning beers will typically consist of repetition of this behavior and may be accompanied by boasts of how many beers they have 'drank' so far.
Mcganning is generally frowned upon as it is not cost effective and leads to having to clean up wounded soldiers the next day.

1. "This keystone light wasn't cheap so I don't want to see any of you bastards Mcganning these beers"

2. "I haven't seen someone Mcgann beers like that since freshman year. who invited those slats to the party anyway?"

McGanning by fingers5 November 7, 2007

John McCaining

To have a very conservative strategy when playing Super Smash Brothers in hopes to just be the last man standing while accomplishing nothing during gameplay.

This usually includes avoiding contact with other players altogether while occasionally throwing projectiles or using an item. A person who was John McCaining will usually end the match with a win and only one K.O.

Generally, this will cause everybody to detect that said player is John McCaining and then focus solely on knocking them off for several seconds, creating an adverse effect.

This practice can often be detected by hearing a flood of "come on, step it up" and "you're too slow."

"I can't believe I'm already down to one life, I think I'll be John McCaining the rest of this one out."

John McCaining by Lo Siento Huesos April 9, 2010

McMorningGlory 

A double sausage and egg Mcmuffin, with three hash browns and bacon

Lately I have been having problems getting it up after waking up, but this has all changed thanks to the McMorningGlory

McMorningGlory by NRLeels March 20, 2009

Stifle McFunningston 

A person who, at a party, stifles fun.

Stop being a Stifle McFunningston, Patty, just because your house is on fire.

Stifle McFunningston by Deet Johnson June 11, 2006

McMorningWood 

An Egg McMuffin inside of a Double Cheeseburger between the two meat patties. From McDonalds

I went to McDonalds Today at the perfect time and I made that orgasmic sandwich called a McMorningWood.

McMorningWood by jaouie April 19, 2009

Mcmorning 

the morning after a crazy raging night and when you wake up feeling still drunk, often caused from a gin bucket. Signs of a mcmorning include crackheadedness, slurs in speech also known as analexia, running uncontrollably into things, and laughing hysterically for no apparent reason. Also, the strangest occurrences that would otherwise never happen occur during a mcmorning where crackheads like you seem to appear everywhere. You know its a mcmorning when you watch a crackhead take down his pants in the middle of the street and shit on a wall, or when you find yourself brushing your teeth on a bench in the middle of a park, or when you imagine mcmonsters in the woods, AND when you wake up at the earliest hours of the morning to wake everyone else up to join you in the mcfun (at least 7 o'clock).

Annie: Mcmorning everyone!!
Lizzie and Natalie: Mcmorning!

Mcmorning by mc annie January 17, 2011