McCanning 

A term refering to being a neglectful parent, similar, but not limited to, to other prominent McCann actions around parenting.

Person 1: Did you hear on the news about that kid who's been vaping from primary school to 15 years old?

Person 2: Yeah, classic bit of McCanning there.

McCanning by BigCheese1781 June 29, 2025

pac-manning 

To drive right on the dotted white lane divider, which gives the same effect as Pac-Man eating dots.

"Dude, quit pac-manning, you're gonna hit that car!"

pac-manning by Ron's Cookies May 2, 2007

Peyton Manning's Forehead 

Literally the biggest forehead in the world.

My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead

Peyton Manning's Forehead by Swaggy J October 20, 2014

kool-aid manning 

verb meaning to bust through a wall, door, or otherwise hard structure and suprise someone or a group of people and say, "OH, YEAH!"

"i was at this girl's apartment last night, and instead of knocking, i totally kool-aid manned the door. the bitch almost fell out of her chair."

kool-aid manning by d beez August 24, 2005

McGanning

To 'Mcgann' beers, or simply 'Mcganning', refers to the act of cracking open a can of beer taking a few sips and setting the can down or otherwise implying that it is finished with no less than a third of the can's contents remaining.
The act of Mcganning beers will typically consist of repetition of this behavior and may be accompanied by boasts of how many beers they have 'drank' so far.
Mcganning is generally frowned upon as it is not cost effective and leads to having to clean up wounded soldiers the next day.

1. "This keystone light wasn't cheap so I don't want to see any of you bastards Mcganning these beers"

2. "I haven't seen someone Mcgann beers like that since freshman year. who invited those slats to the party anyway?"

McGanning by fingers5 November 7, 2007

McCannical 

The process of offing your child and covering it up in an efficient controlled manner.

He set about his grim task with McCannical efficiency

McCannical by Disastrous June 6, 2011

Archie Manning 

A very athletic quarterback, the 6-3, 212-pound Manning played at the University of Mississippi and was chosen by the New Orleans Saints in the first round of the 1971 NFL college draft. He became a starter before the end of his rookie season and in his second year, 1972, he led the league with 448 passing attempts and 230 completions. Playing for a poor team, Manning had to pass a great deal, which probably caused the severe tendinitis in his right shoulder that kept on the sidelines for the entire 1976 season.

United Press International named Manning the National Football Conference player of the year in 1978, when he completed 291 of 471 passes for 3,416 yards and 17 touchdowns.During the 1982 season, Manning was traded to the Houston Oilers and he went to the Minnesota Vikings the following year. He retired after the 1984 season.

Manning finished third in the Heisman Trophy voting in his senior year. Two of his sons, Peyton and Eli, are also quarterbacks who came close to the Heisman. Peyton finished second in the voting in 1997, his senior season at Tennessee, and Eli finished third in 2003, his senior year at Mississippi.

Archie Manning was a fucking great quarterback, although I never got to see him play (as I'm only 17), I have seen videotaped games from when my father was my age, and some highlights of his amazing career. Please don't talk shit about somebody when you know nothing about that person.

Archie Manning by NFL Observer January 8, 2006