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malörtion 

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.
malörtion by picc285 April 14, 2019

Manbortion 

The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.
Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!

Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!

Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!
Manbortion by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010

Megabortion 

Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.
After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.
Megabortion by Flexo Rodriguez June 13, 2018

Manbortion 

The loss of manly things from ones life when a female becomes involved with ones life
I got a Manbortion after my girlfriend moved in with me.
Manbortion by THEDarkKITTEN October 26, 2009

Manbortion 

when a man goes to get a vasectomy.
My friend had a manbortion so he could copulate freely with random plus pieces around the world.

McXtortion 

Pronounced (Mick-Store-Shun) The act of McDonalds or other restaurant chains to charge exuberant prices due to their location in a museum, amusement park or other commercial venue.
Man, this cheeseburger meal at the McDonald's at Six Flags is $8.59! That's McXtortion.

(Singing) Ba da dot da daa...We're robbing you.
McXtortion by JBiggy November 20, 2010