McAbortion
A burger received from McDonalds that had been smashed to the point its ketchup and sauces are all over the bun.
McAbortion by FastFoodie March 6, 2025
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malörtion
1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
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Manbortion
The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.
Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!
Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!
Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!
Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!
Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!
Manbortion by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010
Megabortion
Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.
After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.
Megabortion by Flexo Rodriguez June 13, 2018
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Manbortion by THEDarkKITTEN October 26, 2009
Manbortion
Manbortion by EVAHH, TRU-D AND BIG BLACK MAN December 18, 2012
McXtortion
Pronounced (Mick-Store-Shun) The act of McDonalds or other restaurant chains to charge exuberant prices due to their location in a museum, amusement park or other commercial venue.
Man, this cheeseburger meal at the McDonald's at Six Flags is $8.59! That's McXtortion.
(Singing) Ba da dot da daa...We're robbing you.
(Singing) Ba da dot da daa...We're robbing you.
McXtortion by JBiggy November 20, 2010
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