McAbortion

A burger received from McDonalds that had been smashed to the point its ketchup and sauces are all over the bun.

Look at this McAbortion McDonalds gave me.

by FastFoodie March 6, 2025

malörtion

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.

Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.

by picc285 April 14, 2019

Manbortion

The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.

Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!

Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!

Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!

by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010

Megabortion

Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.

After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.

by Flexo Rodriguez June 13, 2018

Manbortion

The loss of manly things from ones life when a female becomes involved with ones life

I got a Manbortion after my girlfriend moved in with me.

by THEDarkKITTEN October 26, 2009

Manbortion

when a man goes to get a vasectomy.

My friend had a manbortion so he could copulate freely with random plus pieces around the world.

by EVAHH, TRU-D AND BIG BLACK MAN December 18, 2012

McXtortion

Pronounced (Mick-Store-Shun) The act of McDonalds or other restaurant chains to charge exuberant prices due to their location in a museum, amusement park or other commercial venue.

Man, this cheeseburger meal at the McDonald's at Six Flags is $8.59! That's McXtortion.

(Singing) Ba da dot da daa...We're robbing you.

by JBiggy November 20, 2010