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McXtortion 

Pronounced (Mick-Store-Shun) The act of McDonalds or other restaurant chains to charge exuberant prices due to their location in a museum, amusement park or other commercial venue.
Man, this cheeseburger meal at the McDonald's at Six Flags is $8.59! That's McXtortion.

(Singing) Ba da dot da daa...We're robbing you.
McXtortion by JBiggy November 20, 2010
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mistortion 

Typically used to describe something epic, haunting & hardcore. Mistortion can be referred similar to that of dark matter due to its unknown, empowering energy and overwhelming presence.
Mistortion coming at you like a backyard abortion
mistortion by hakkattack October 27, 2017
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McAbortion 

A burger received from McDonalds that had been smashed to the point its ketchup and sauces are all over the bun.
Look at this McAbortion McDonalds gave me.
McAbortion by FastFoodie March 6, 2025
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