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Megabortion 

Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.
After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.
Megabortion by Flexo Rodriguez June 13, 2018
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megamorton 

Measure of salt of an individual, per 1,000,000 Units of Salt (Morton). As these levels the body is at least half salt.
See Also Morton, KiloMorton, GigaMorton
After his girlfriend cheated on him, he was soo salty that we estimated 2 MegaMortons.
megamorton by NightWolf August 26, 2018
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Metabortion

When a discussion becomes so abstract and self-referential that you stop having it because you've confused yourself too much to continue.
Even I couldn't even tell any more whether I was being sarcastic or serious, so the conversation sort of ended in a metabortion.
Metabortion by ZackE October 2, 2013

mumabortion 

when you give a dead aborted fetus a mummafication with paper towels.
"Babe, I really don't wanna have this baby, so ........ im giving you a mumabortion."

McAbortion 

A burger received from McDonalds that had been smashed to the point its ketchup and sauces are all over the bun.
Look at this McAbortion McDonalds gave me.
McAbortion by FastFoodie March 6, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022