Megabortion

Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.

After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.

by Flexo Rodriguez June 13, 2018

megamorton

Measure of salt of an individual, per 1,000,000 Units of Salt (Morton). As these levels the body is at least half salt.
See Also Morton, KiloMorton, GigaMorton

After his girlfriend cheated on him, he was soo salty that we estimated 2 MegaMortons.

by NightWolf August 26, 2018

Metabortion

When a discussion becomes so abstract and self-referential that you stop having it because you've confused yourself too much to continue.

Even I couldn't even tell any more whether I was being sarcastic or serious, so the conversation sort of ended in a metabortion.

by ZackE October 2, 2013

mumabortion

when you give a dead aborted fetus a mummafication with paper towels.

"Babe, I really don't wanna have this baby, so ........ im giving you a mumabortion."

by That Guy With The Paper Towels October 18, 2012

McAbortion

A burger received from McDonalds that had been smashed to the point its ketchup and sauces are all over the bun.

Look at this McAbortion McDonalds gave me.

by FastFoodie March 6, 2025