by Flexo Rodriguez October 02, 2017
Glad I went solo to the park today without the family. Gonna get me some hot Grover Cleveland ass at the Hole of Presidents.
by Flexo Rodriguez August 10, 2021
I called Sunil in IT to unlock my account. I told him to him talk sexy so i could Roopcum on my keyboard.
by Flexo Rodriguez February 15, 2020
When you’re boss is so senile and retarded she gets lost going to work and ends up on I-95 in her slippers.
Kim forgot she worked in New York and ended up walking I-95 in Delaware on her way back to Florida. Silver Alert enacted for the Slipper Queen of I-95 again.
by Flexo Rodriguez July 09, 2021
by Flexo Rodriguez November 08, 2017
Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.
After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.
by Flexo Rodriguez June 05, 2018
When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.
Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.
by Flexo Rodriguez November 10, 2018