My boss Meg.
Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.
When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.
Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.
The one person you are jealous of because he is dead. He also has a library named after himself.
On a job interview—
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.
Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.
After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.
One who has a sexual fetish for a transgender with 8 penises.
I met this dude Lucy with 8 penises on an octophile site. I think I’m in love.
A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.
Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.
Gina's meat flaps are so enormous, they're used as a homeless shelter.