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My boss Meg.
Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.
by Flexo Rodriguez October 01, 2017

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When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.
Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.
by Flexo Rodriguez November 09, 2018

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The one person you are jealous of because he is dead. He also has a library named after himself.
On a job interview—

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.

You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.
by Flexo Rodriguez November 05, 2018

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Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.
After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.
by Flexo Rodriguez June 13, 2018

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One who has a sexual fetish for a transgender with 8 penises.
I met this dude Lucy with 8 penises on an octophile site. I think I’m in love.
by Flexo Rodriguez June 03, 2018

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A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.
Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.
by Flexo Rodriguez December 06, 2017

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Temporary housing.
Gina's meat flaps are so enormous, they're used as a homeless shelter.
by Flexo Rodriguez November 08, 2017

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