Manbortion

The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.

Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!

Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!

Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!

by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010

Manbortion

The loss of manly things from ones life when a female becomes involved with ones life

I got a Manbortion after my girlfriend moved in with me.

by THEDarkKITTEN October 26, 2009

Manbortion

when a man goes to get a vasectomy.

My friend had a manbortion so he could copulate freely with random plus pieces around the world.

by EVAHH, TRU-D AND BIG BLACK MAN December 18, 2012

malörtion

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.

Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.

by picc285 April 14, 2019

manlotion

Hand lotion for guys. Smells usually include manly things.

guy1: my hands feel so much cleaner now.
guy2: dude they smell way to fruity, you really need to get some manlotion.

by MTM483 January 18, 2009

Man-bortion

When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.

Before Danny takes his turn humping Robby, he must first get rid of that, "Oh so full feeling". Danny takes a seat on the toilet and gives himself a man-bortion. Pooping out Robby's love nectar.

by Dr. DonkeySock March 29, 2006

manbition

1) One of many deeds men all over the world strive to achieve. Usually identified by the size of balls required, risk or difficulty involved in their attainment.

2) Used disdainfully by the fairer sex to describe an ambition only a male would have.

1) He recently fulfilled his manbition of sleeping with two sisters at the same time.

2)
Girl1: Hear about the guy who parachuted out of a hot air balloon at 3000 feet, then later landed on top of it?
Girl2: *sigh* There's a manbition.

by The Zeb July 14, 2007