1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.
by picc285 April 14, 2019
I couldn’t get an appointment at Planned Parenthood today so I guess I’m gonna have to go out tonight and get a malörtion.
by Malort Man May 28, 2025
I couldn’t get an appointment at Planned Parenthood today so I guess I have to go out to the bars tonight and get a Malörtion.
by Malort Man May 28, 2025