Metabortion

When a discussion becomes so abstract and self-referential that you stop having it because you've confused yourself too much to continue.

Even I couldn't even tell any more whether I was being sarcastic or serious, so the conversation sort of ended in a metabortion.

by ZackE October 2, 2013

Megabortion

Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.

After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.

by Flexo Rodriguez June 13, 2018

metabation

When a man or a woman puts on virtual reality goggles along with an exoskeleton sensory suit and enters the Metaverse to engage in virtual reality masturbation either alone or with a same or opposite sex partner .

Jim: Hey are you going to the bar with us tonight to meet some women?
Jack: Nah, I just bought a new virtual reality skin suit so I'm going to plug into the Metaverse and do some 1v1 metabation with your Mom.
Jim: Alright that's cool. Wait wut?

by Ambiguousgenitals March 16, 2022

mumabortion

when you give a dead aborted fetus a mummafication with paper towels.

"Babe, I really don't wanna have this baby, so ........ im giving you a mumabortion."

by That Guy With The Paper Towels October 18, 2012

McAbortion

A burger received from McDonalds that had been smashed to the point its ketchup and sauces are all over the bun.

Look at this McAbortion McDonalds gave me.

by FastFoodie March 6, 2025