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McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!
Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”

Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”
mcfuckery by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

Fucker McFuckerton

A name describing a total douche bag, ass hole, dick face, or any other unpleasant description of a man.

An explicative word when one hurts them self.
" So last night I waited 45 minutes for Doug to show up. He never called or texted to say he wasn't coming, what a Fucker McFuckerton!!"

As I am pounding a nail into the wall, I accidentally hit my thumb with the hammer... "FUCKER McFUCKERTON!!"
Fucker McFuckerton by xxkookie70 February 19, 2012

McFucker 

(noun, mek•fuk•er) 1. A dumbass employee of McDonald's. 2. Name given to McDonald's employess that fuck up one's order.
I asked for a McDouble with no pickles, and that McFucker screwed the McPooch!
McFucker by WEATHERLY September 14, 2010

Mcfuckery Fries 

An expression, to describe the consummation of information that is totally absurd.
Well serve me up some Mcfuckery Fries! Miley Cyrus has clothes on!
Means to use any and all known ways that one person would know of to get out of taking the blame or getting caught or taking responsibiltie for ones wrong doings and ones rude selfish disrepectful disgusting abuseive cold degrading bad behaviours that any one human could do to another human or being utterly irresponsible and unthoughtful to others and It’s totally mcfuckery wen Colin uses everyone and thinks it’s ok to just keep using a d abusing our kindness and our hospitalty and thinks it’s ok because he continues to prove to us he doesn’t change it’s total Mcfuckery
Colin’s bad behaviour is total Mcfuckery ! He continues to do wrong to us wen all we do is good things to help him .. and the wide range of ways he keeps doing us dirty is totally Mcfuckery
Mcfuckery by Glitchbitch November 19, 2018

McFuckers 

A term used to express extremity.
Usually when smoking weed.
High as McFuckers.
McFuckers by MC Dinnerjacket November 14, 2009
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