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McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!
Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”

Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”
mcfuckery by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018
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Means to use any and all known ways that one person would know of to get out of taking the blame or getting caught or taking responsibiltie for ones wrong doings and ones rude selfish disrepectful disgusting abuseive cold degrading bad behaviours that any one human could do to another human or being utterly irresponsible and unthoughtful to others and It’s totally mcfuckery wen Colin uses everyone and thinks it’s ok to just keep using a d abusing our kindness and our hospitalty and thinks it’s ok because he continues to prove to us he doesn’t change it’s total Mcfuckery
Colin’s bad behaviour is total Mcfuckery ! He continues to do wrong to us wen all we do is good things to help him .. and the wide range of ways he keeps doing us dirty is totally Mcfuckery
Mcfuckery by Glitchbitch November 19, 2018

Mcfuckery Fries 

An expression, to describe the consummation of information that is totally absurd.
Well serve me up some Mcfuckery Fries! Miley Cyrus has clothes on!

Fucky McFuckems 

A group of people that bullshit around all the damn time
Those dudes in the Inventory Department are a bunch of Fucky McFuckems, they need to get their shit straight.
Fucky McFuckems by Action_Jackson VA September 25, 2009

Mcfucked 

A phenomenon that occurs when you purchase something at the McDonald’s drive through, only to realize that 99 percent of your order is wrong on the trip home.
I ordered a cheeseburger, large fries, and a Diet Coke at the McDonald’s drive through . Halfway home I realized they gave me a fish sandwich, a half filled box of fries, and an orange soda. Goddammit, I’ve been Mcfucked again.
Mcfucked by arnie123 May 12, 2018
A situation (typically intimate) that one knows is nasty but just cant resist. Similar to words: gonna have to and it be like that sometimes
“Damn Keeks what was this muckery that went down in my guest bedroom?”
-*Clicks* “It was the muckiest of muckery”
Muckery by Tupac Shakurac October 29, 2018

McFucked 

What happens when one of the dumbasses at McDonalds messes up your order
I was McFucked today at lunch because they forgot my pies.
McFucked by Zimm January 15, 2005
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