GorditaCrunch's definitions

Mc'Fucker

A term typically used my a McDonalds employee to describe a displeased customer who is grossly overweight and probably shouldn't be eating McDonalds. But has the nerves to complain about the most minor inconvenience anyway, and wont just shut there fat ass mouth and be grateful for what they have.

I need a manager at the first window, we got a Mc'Fucker on our hands again

by GorditaCrunch August 1, 2024

Butt drip

When someone nutted in yo girls butt and it dripps into her vagina impregnating her there for making a useless mistake of a human

Stfu that’s why your butt drip 😡

by GorditaCrunch January 21, 2022

Thom Blaze Elliott Jr.

A man of few words but wize. He stands at a large 5'6 and will slay the thots and will make you poop your pants.

Thom Blaze Elliott Jr. Is a tall big man who slays the thots

by GorditaCrunch June 2, 2021

Mexican Flashbang

When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.

I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight

by GorditaCrunch August 27, 2023

Fuckin Fucktard

A word created by two sexy Asian men. It is a word used to call your stupid ass autistic friend when he's being stupid and autistic.

Yo garret shut the fuck up you fuckin fucktard

by GorditaCrunch August 27, 2023